Tuesday, April 26, 2016

The Truth Behind Nemo



An amateur pilot made a startling discovery on Thursday. As Petra Hill embarked on a journey to fly her tiny 300i from Fora to the supposed star system, thoughts of beautiful oceans surely in her head. And possibly on her screens. When asked about the trip Hill said “The trip seemed to be taking longer than it should, and I was getting low on fuel so I had to make a B-Line for Hades.”
Upon landing at the cry-astro she began to ask around about Nemo. She quickly figured out that nobody on the station spoke about Nemo. She refueled the craft and headed back to Hyperion which was a questionable decision in itself. Back in the UEE Petra began to ask around again and still got nowhere. “It just seemed everybody I asked just shrugged their shoulders.”

Further research by our one-man-team has come up with a theory. It is in fact the verse's oldest myth that nobody until now has bothered to check out. Think about this for a second, when you see amateur starcharts done by those outside of the UEE government. See Nemo? No, I didn't think so.

We went to the streets of Terra Prime ourselves to confirm this. We asked dozens of people about Nemo and only 1 out of the group said they were actually there. Here is what the suspicious man had to say, “Yeah I’ve been there in fact I had an account set up there with my SATAball team's funds, but I lost everything when their fuel production industry crashed a couple years back.” We determined the comments of this man to be completely false.
But why would the government go to the trouble of making up a new system? The answer is simple. Before the Nemo system was "discovered", the UEE and Banu where engaged in a dispute over mining rights. Both sides wanted to keep face, so neither would give any ground. The solution was simple, a fake system. One both sides could claim they had rights to, to appease their citizens.

Maps are easily updated, and for years both sides have been pumping fake traffic through the system, unmarked government run freelancers and hulls all calling in "from the Nemo jump point". Don't believe the government's lies. Ours or the Banu's.

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